Black is how you want it done, right?

So far my cooking adventures have FAILED big time. My first was an attempt at cooking pancakes (other than boiling water for boiled eggs and seriously, who can't do that?). I was thinking of how long it took the water to boil for the eggs so I turned that sucker up to like 9...needless to say it was a disaster. I set the alarm off and had the whole RV full of smoke. Not my brightest moment.

I had to temporarily take the batteries out of the smoke detector. 

My next adventure I decided to cook on the outdoor kitchen so if it smoked I could save the RV smelling like smoke, setting the fire alarm off and stinking. I burned the pan black as could be though the food was all salvageable. It's always an adventure so far. Next time WILL. be. better. 

These were the resulting dishwater from said pan. Yeeaaah, I'm gonna start using the crockpot.